August 21, 2004 Day of Infamy

Tomorrow is the 11th Annual American Cancer Society Legend's Luau in
La Jolla, guess whom the Society invited to be on Interloper Patrol? You
guessed it--Rangers Hal Dairywimple and Craig Ephriam-- yep, those two are
back in the news again. They report to Scripps Pier tomorrow morning for
briefing and special uniform fitting. After briefing, they will maintain law
and order throughout the day. One of their enforcements is no one sneaks
in the chow line, and nobody is to exchange free drink tickets--you're given
a drink chit you have to use it. The reason they were selected, no one from
SOSC is invited. Guest Legends include Wingnut, Greg Noll, Nat Young, Cliff
Robertson, Dale Velzy, Linda Benson, Rabbit Kekai, Corky Carrol, Gidget,
and all the usual suspects. The limousine picks them up at 4:45 AM taking
them directly to the venue. It is a volunteer position, however, they will be
allowed to keep the uniforms.

Written by Tiki Matt, Produced and Directed by NeoN D. Surfer