August 9 2004 A new begining

Hal Dairywimple:
Things happen fast at KFAB. Our new inland studio is located at, and in
Rancho San Onofre. There was such a magnificent and overwhelming resonse
to Friday's "the very best of" TUBESTEAK/MALIBU show, PD, Steverino
had no choice other than relocate a tad inland, away from the dank surroundings
of San Onore's dillapadated palm fron shack to our new and posh in-house
studios. "Steve" Steverino is our Program Director, Kevin is the capable Floor
Manager, Andre is our makeover doctor, Dr. Craig is your host, I'm Hal
Dairywimple, welcome to the show. Today's guests are make over returnee,
Santa Margarita Rita, and "Officer Bob" Krupke, INS Agent from San Ysidro.
demostrating his poweess with 200 mg's of Super Perfomance Viagra.
Without further adieu, here's your host 1800Dr.Craig Ephriam with a new
chair and desk, welcome Dr. Craig, well What do you think?

Dr. Craig:
YIKES! How many milligrams, and he's booked with a makeover Queen,
Holy Toledo, Hal. Were going to a commercial, and when we come back
we'll get started with this slaughter. OFF AIR

Kevin:
Did you guys see that thimg Andre's working on in the green room, I'll tell you
right now he's got his hands full, she's got a face that'd stop a seven day clock.
He'll need a miracle to pull this off. Okay kids, b ack in... 5, 4, 3, 2, and....

Hal:
I'd like to introduce our first guest, Dr. Craig, is "Officer Bob"Krupke,
here to give us a demonstration on how megadoses of Super Performance Viagra
can enhance your performance. I, think, Dr. Craig, it's a good thing
this is radio and not live TV, so let's give a huge warm welcome to "Officer Bob".

Officer Bob:
Thank you, Hal, nice to be here.

Dr. Craig:
Wow, Officer Bob, 200 mg's of Viagra, that should really keep you busy,
The suggested dose of Viagra is 50 mg's while your Super Performance is
200 mg's, doesn't that put immemse pressure on you, not to overlook your
partner.

O.B.:
It certainly does, Dr. Craig. I just put the little suckers in a candy bowl and
gulp ém down like Jelly Bellys. I coldn't help but notice, Dr. Craig, they're
doing a full body make over backstage. What's her name, if I may ask?

Dr. Craig:
Santa Margarita Rita, Officer Bob, she's having problems coping with her
husbands co-workers who are in their very early twenties, and very hot.
As a matter of fact, several are waiting off stage to make sn appearance
when Rita walks on. Rita's husband's in his middle late forties and feels
left out.

OB:
Rita, a bunch of barmaids in their early twenties, hand me that candy bowl, Dr. Craig.

SORRY, KIDS, THE BLOG FAILED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY, WE'RE OFF THE AIR. OUR APOLIGIES. OH, YEAH, TIME EXPIRED. HAW!





















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