7/24/2004 Welcome Home Sponge

Figuratively speaking, the by-pass line was a mile long this morning with

people willing to part with $10.00 cash to wait in a dirty, dusty, dog-crap filled,

line for two hours to get into 'Nofre. But wait, who drives straight in pulling

a fancy eight wheel trailer, no not BIGKOOK, but Neal "The Real Deal" Miyake,

pulling a competition team tag-along containing 75 sponges. Morey, Severson,

Stewart, suffered in line, but not "The Real Deal", he drives right in, no

questions asked. I think, however, he's not gonna' believe it when he has to face

TEAMBIGKOOK mano a mano. He might feel comfortable in Haw'n Gardens

with all the haoles in the Haw'n Surf Club. I'm going early with hopes

that the gate-keeper "Kiosk Don" doesn't let BIGKOOK in because if BK sees

"The Real Deal"it's all over but the shouting.  Speaking of shouting, BIGKOOK

went  into the Porta Pottie dumper, when he came out somebody swung with

his new car radio and boy is he pissed. I'm not gonna screw around, I'm

heading outta here before the "you know what" hit's the fan. Good luck, Neal.

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