July 12 Monday--The End Is Near!
I just don't know why they'd send valuable merchandise in

an uncovered flatbed stake truck, well, they did and the

fool thing capsized up by Ave Christianitos, spilling

its cargo all over the grease laden I-5. One hundred eighty

four 50th Anniversary Bulky Tees were a complete

and total loss. Ironically, the SOSC BOD says someone's gonna'

pay for this. Now, guess who the delivery boy was, and has

anyone seen either hide or hair of Harry Beard, who was on a

work furlough this weekend. It seems Harry reached for a cold

one, lost control of the vehicle, spun around íinstigating a

twenty two car pile up, in lanes one thru four, causing a

massive sig-alert from left to right. CHP said if Harry

knew how to execute a truckers double roll knot all the Club's

merchandise would still be intact. The Luau was way more

successful than anticipated, the Club well deserved all

accolades issued. Any and all gripes were regarding

ticket prices and parking fee increase. A newcomer to 'Nofre

said it's cheaper to attend a Lakers game then come to the

beach, paying $10.00 to sit in line two hours. Oh, to be a part

of surfing.

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