July 6th "OLD MAN'S"

Six AM, all members of the elite Ranger Corp were out

welcoming Dr.Robert Gleshna MD, shark master, water

colors painter, jack-of-all-trades, invited to combat

SANO'S overnight killer shark invasion. Ever since 7/1/2004

State's gate monies have dwindled causing a huge deficit in

their budget. Dr.Gleshna, Tiburon Identifier, has painted

several shark reactions in the Great Lakes Region, and as Ranger

Ephriam points out, "He knows his business." All this morning,

Dr.Gleshna will be painting any shark movement offshore and

his paintings can be purchased at our Visitor Information

Center located adjacent to Bldg.#4, latrines 1&2. Meanwhile

'Nofre will shut down until 6:00 AM 7/7/2004 for safety sake.

Thank you so much for your cooperation in this matter. You can

bet the locals will find something about which to gripe while

they clear 4th of July cobwebs from their knumb skulls.

The State pays Dr.Gleshna's $15,000.00 consultation fee.
TUBESTEAK/DANA.WHARF