DATELINE 6/22/2004 SPECIAL TO OC REGISTER
YOU COULD SEE THE HAND WRITING ON THE WALL--LITERALLY.
Last Sunday one saw the end was near, finally. Earlier
today, Wednesday, a caravan of Low-Riders cruised
"The Road to Bizzare" in candy-apple red, and green
metalflake Chevvies coming to a stop in front of
Bldg. #4, latrines 1 & 2, speakers full blast,
playing oldies but moldies. The drivers toggled the
hydraulic springs switch, they sprang, and sprang,
and sprang. With cars bouncing, La Bomba blaring,
stepped from their Low Riders, spray can in hand,
they encircled Rest Area #4, and started tagging:
VATO LOCO, POPEYE, LI'L CHERRY, FLATS, FLACO PUTO, DOGTOWN, HAZZARD, in huge gothic letters. It looked like South Side Chicago. Directly in front of latrine #1, they arranged a Memorial, tall votive candles, our Lady of Guadalupe artwork,
rosary beads, home made sympathy cards, photographs, flowers,
ribbons, and prayer towels. How--you ask? Superintendent Dairywimple and Ranger Ephriam were away on "Park Business", unable to step in and outlaw the vandalism. Naturally, the
SODC BOD were nowhere in sight. Yep, the end is near.
Wait'll you see how they papered Haw'n Gardens' 4 Door's.
You ain't gonna believe it. No way Santa Fe. When the Gut
Bucket and Jug Band Brigade sees it tonight, they're
schitt a brick, sideways. OUCH!
TUBESTEAK/HOMIE