SEA CUCUMBER, BIGKOOKS ASSISTANT AND RANGER EPHRAMS NEPHEW
suggested a different name for "primitive dirt road",
substituting "Road to Bizzare Straight Ahead". Ranger said
fill out this permit form, I'll make sure Dairywimple okays
it. Can't beat that. BIGKOOK promised he'll restore some form
of sanity to 'Nofre, which is looking more and more each day
like the Colorado River. I'm sure glad Barney Wilkes isn't
here to see the mess, he'd schitt the proverbial brick.
Something may have to be done to Talegalites comming
to 'Nofre, taking buckets of rocks home to their garden,
telling the coctail guests how much Telega is lookin like
Puerto Vallarta. Maybe the SOSC BOD wants to surrender
bech property to inlanders, I don't thimk it's fair they're
allowed to remove rocks and turn around and tow-away
BIGKOOKS "Great White Van". Last time it cost a fortune to
release it. Someone printed a newsletter saying Tubesteak
indicated 'Nofre was an Élephants Eraveyard, but I think
he may have said the Hollywood Wax Mmuseum. Bingo! Coming
up this weekend Chiocago sends their crack Windsurf Team from
the South Side. These guys are really good. The Suadron leader
is a guy known as Craig.
TUBESTEAK/BIENVENIDOS