SPECIAL TO THE DAILY SUN POST
LIFE JUST AIN'T FAIR. BIGKOOK WON A SET OF NEW TIRES
at the raffle held at Elks Lodge #322, had them mounted,
balanced, and inflated to the optimum, then drove to the
beach at SANO for some Mai Tais and sauteed mussels snared
off Shark Reef just outside Old Men's. The State runned beach
has been annexed by families, not for surfing, but as
baby-sitters for their incorrigible teen age troublemakers,
the ones the SOSC BOD wishes weren't there, however, as Ranger Ephriam pointed out, the SOSC doesn't hold title to the
property. BIGKOOK parked, alighted from the "Great White Van",
walked around kicking his recently won $250.00, each, tires,
strolled down toward "Mecca" looking for his breakfast. Down
by #5, latrines #1&2, two incorrigibles hiding in the
latrine, finish their ciggies, walk into the sunshine each carrying an outlawed cross bow and arrow. They both look
around for something at which to shoot, see BIGKOOK'S
unguarded van, walk the 100 yards take aim, blowing out two
of the brand new tires, then run back to the safety
of their mommy and dad's motor home and hide. BIGKOOK
hears two loud pops, gets a sinking feeling in his gut,
runs back to the "Great White", circles it and sees the two flattened new tires, both with long arrows protruding from
them. This was too much for the BIGKOOK to stomach.
BIGKOOK stood on the "primitive dirt road" looking for
assistance, and not a Ranger in sight.
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