DATELINE 6/7/2994 SAN ONOFRE CA
SNUFFY "THE KAMAKAZI KID" MCGOWAN 116 YEARS YOUNG,
passed on to the "other side" last Friday. Born in
the 1800's, the first great 'Nofre Legend, frequently
rode "Mecca" (then called Kamakazi Point), famous for
innovating the famous "Kamakazi" head stand in the 1920's.
This afternoon an open casket public viewing will take place beneath the rickety palm frond shack in front of Old Man's (formerly called The Outer Reef) in the shade. Open Casket
affairs are outlawed at 'Nofre, however Superintendent
Dairywimple signed a waiver allowing the service to
proceed. According to his close friend an colleague, Jim
Irwin, Snuffy was a great pioneer, along with "Pop"
Procter and announcer Irwin. Although paddle-outs are
prohibited by a State Mandate, Dairywimple overruled the
proclamation and will allow the paddle-out to proceed
as scheduled. The San Onofre Country Retirement Home
in conjunction with the Old Folks Jug Band will play
Aloha Oi Ve during the aquatic ceremony.
TUBESTEAK/BYE.SNUFFY