DATELINE 5/31/2004 SAN ONOFRE CA
GLUTTONY IS A SIN. FAMILIA LOS VERDES HAD A FOOD FEST NEVER
before witnessed on the west coast, or anywhere else for that
matter. The huge feat consisted of barbacoa pollo, beautiful chicken franks, burgers al carbon, macaroni, potato, cole slaw, salads, chips 'n dips, and an non-stop fountain of Margaritas, white paper napkins, clean utensils, pies, cakes, a custard
for the chewing impaired, the works, easily a feast fit for a King. THEBIGKOOK made his presence felt by consuming a total
of twelve hot-dogs, nine chicken franks char burned, four
pounds of macaroni salad, washing it all down with twenty two double Maggies. It was a festival of red, white, and blue,
veiled tents, a brown station wagon the rangers mistook for a Taliban terrorist suicide bomber, issued an alert because of
the shade bearing protective cloths, giving the appearance of Yasha Arafats turbin.There were bugles sounding like Gunga
Din. The real crowd pleaser, cherry pit spitting contest,
parachute entrance of a Legend's Legend, Officer Bob, Ranger Ephriam who couldn't get enough of the bull-horn gadgets,
The one thing missing, a paddle out for a 'Nofreite, but that
time shall come. I think the suicide bombers in the turbinized vehicle loved the new 'Nofre tradition, "The Calvacade of Huge,
Stupid Looking, Dogs" being paraded back and forth on the "primitive dirt road". Actually the fifty dog 'Calvacade'
was the frosting on the cake. Congrats 'Nofre you're a hit.
TUBESTEAK/AWESOME