FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS! DR.AADRIAN GREENBAUM, NOTED
Proctologist, recovering alcoholic, and friend of surfing,
will attend Sr.Jose Verdi's "Dia de Memorial Day Fiesta" tomorrow on San Onofre Family Recreational Centre. Free food, Margaritas (all you can drink), Chimichangas, Menudo, Tacos, beans and rice, all compliments of the SOSC BOD. All of you
are familiar with Dr.Bob Scott, renowned ear doctor, providing
free microscopic camera exploration on the beach beneath
the palm frond shack. Tomorrow, in conjunction with Dr.Scott, Dr.Greenbaum will offer to the first 50 club members a
complimentary full digital prostate probe, guaranteed.
The procedure shall be followed by a giant "pinata" bursting
and dessert. In keeping with the "mariachi" atmosphere, the State encouraged Superintendent Dairywimple and Ranger Ephriam
to dress Emilia Zapata style with six-shooters (blanks of course), bandaleros, serapes, and lariats. The first Margarita shall be served at 8:00 AM la punta.
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