DATELINE 5/23/2004 SAN ONOFRE CA
ALL YOU SO-CALLED 'NOFRE REGULARS AIN'T NOT GONNA' WANNA
hear this--but your chance of being 'Nofre Legends are Slim and None, and Slim rode out of town 20 minutes ago, if you know what I mean. Your 'Nofre beach is being annexed by unknowns wanting a beach at which they can feel welcome by everybody on the road. No, chuck, Dudes, it's happening right before your eye. NOW! TODAY! THIS MONTH! The end is near REPENT! This will be
the last year of the SOSC as you know it. The only hope of saving your SOSC is the Messiah who just arrived from Walnut Creek way up north by Danville. I sure hope he can put things back in order, 'cause if not, SOSC members, your days are numbered
TUBESTEAK/LATER.ALLIGATORS