IT'S ALL OVER. RANGER EPHRIAM DONE DID THE DEED. Mr. Stinky is dead. After three hours in a yellow vinyl Haz-Mat uniform, Ephriam felled the monstrous "Corpse Flower" so that it plopped smack dab in the middle of the "primitive dirt road"
making it impassable to all vehicles. Now the problem facing the Ranger and the Superintendent is how to load 25' 8,000 pound rotting trunk into the Park vehicle before 6:00 PM tonight. To be honest, that thing is really foul smelling. The County Dump shuts down at dark, and they need all the light they can get.
Right now Superintendent and Ranger are on Park's emergency communications network for guidance. When they receive clearance we're going to follow them up I-5 to Ortega, then onward to the dump.
TUBESTEAK/CLOTHESPIN