JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IS WAS SAFE TO GO BACK IN THE WATER,
all hell bust loose. Superintendent Dairywimple and Ranger Ephriam
were dealt another low blow. After soothing the ugly dog owners, beach freeloaders, discarded furniture bums, and Talega
wanna-bee-ers,somebody-I'm not sure whom-sneaked in last night, replanted a repulsive stinking amorallus titanium a.k.a. Stench Flower smack dab in the middle of BK's Bamboo Forest and Banana Plantation causing skunks and coyotes to head for high ground. The Corpse Flower smells like it's namesake, a rotted corpse, unbreathable by all on the beach. Dairywimple an Ranger are assigned to dig up the 15' stenching plant and deliver it to the County Dump off Ortega Highway, to be replanted in 30' of maggot filled diseased landfill. But the good news, SOSC BOD is paying for removal out of Club monies, Luau proceeds.
TUBESTEAK/P.U.