PROFIT SABU ASKED TO PUBLISH HIS SURFING'S HOLY GRAIL FOR ALL TO SEE. NEVER TAKE OFF, YELLING MY WAVE, MY WAVE! NEVER GIVE A SUCKER AN EVEN BREAK! IF YOU ARE CLOSEST TO THE HOOK, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY! IF A SURFER DROPS IN, SMASHES YOUR ANKLES, TEACH HIM A LESSON, PUSH HIM OFF! ALWAYS SNAKE IF YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO! THE SURFER ON THE INSIDE HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY. NOT! SHARE THE WAVE, NOT A GOOD IDEA! NEVER BE VIOLENT!
ALWAYS MAINTAIN YOUR DIGNITY! KEEP OUT OF OTHER SURFER'S WAVE!
IF A FELLOW SURFER'S HUNGRY, SHARE YOUR FOOD! SNAP FLY AWAYS, ARE ACCEPTABLE WITH A WARNING, "COMING DOWN, COMING DOWN! PROFIT SABU GUARANTEES YOU MAY NOT WIN A POPULARITY CONTEST , BUT YOU SHOULD GET THE LION'S SHARE OF THE WAVES!
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