IF IT WERN'T FOR BAD LUCK, SAN ONOFRE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL.
This approaching weekend SOSC BOD was to make a killing on Bulky Tees to compansate for the $3,800 loss caused by "Bamboozled" Larson's bad timing when he took off Sloth Larry's head. SOSC BOD ordered twelve gross mixed sizes '50th's Anniversey shirts and they're all sitting on the loading dock ready to be cancelled, another $1,000 loss to the Club's bank account because the Alan Seymore Big Shot Surfing Contest this weekend at "The 'Nofre" takes center stage. The Club says there ain't no way they can compete with Seymore. Probably, the price of shirts will increase
to $40.00 per this 2004 season.
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