ALTHOUGH HIS END WAS UNSIGHTLY, LARRY THE SLOTH LIVES (at least in our mind). "Bamboo" Larson was replaced as Ranger Assistant because of his act of discharging a firearm on the beach, killing Larry on the spot. "Bamboo" was replaced by Neon as Maintenance Associate, probably because he lugged the headless, bleeding, carcass over the sand to the huge Weber rotissire, heated to the max, throat slashed, and drained of what little blood remained. While Larry lay there, BIGKOOK took the honor of dousing the three toed corpse with gasoline to skin it clean. With the help of Lieutenant Dairywimple and Ranger Ephriam. BIGKOOK hoisted Larry up on the grill, hooves and tail dangling into nowhere. During their wait, Aphganastanians refugees emerged from their caves on the bluff, waiting to partake from Larry's bounty. (You saw them!) At 6:00 PM, Larry was finished, literally, placed on butcher's wrapping, cooled and sliced, placed in a huge doggie trough, and signaled to "Come 'n get it." They did, and what little meat leftovers, were given to the refugees to take back to the caves.
TUBESTEAK/ABUNDANCE