MAN! OH MAN! OH MAN! SURFING IS A GAME. YOU HAVE WINNERS. You have
losers. Well anyways, it had to happen. SOSC BOD paid good money, actually
top dollar, for a bust of SANO'S Surf Legend, E-McB for his final resting place in
the new SOSC Memorial Park, sorta like a tombstone, adjacent to the homeless
shelter located in front of Bldg.#4, Toilet #6, a.k.a. BIGKOOK Park and Reflecting
Pool. All the while, Larry the Sloth is taken down by ex-Ranger "Bamboozled"
Larson, but in doing so the killer bullet severs Larry's neck, keeps ongoing
striking E-McB's Memorial bust causing it to disintergate like Bldg. #1 at the WTC 9/11/2001. E-McB's statue, draped in ceremonial purple, was a complete loss to
the tune of $3,800, not covered by the Club's insurance policy, however the BOD
says the massive loss can be recouped by increasing the price of their ever popular '50th anniversary bulky Tee shirts along with with increased annual
dues. Don't feel bad,Huntington paid $6'500 for a statue of the Duke and some
thugs swiped it from the H.B. Museum. As they say, "Tain't, fair McGee."
TUBESTEAK/VILIFIED