DATELINE 6/12/2004 SPECIAL TO WALL ST.JOURNAL
LARRY'S GONE, THE BEAST IS GONE, 'NOFRE'S BACK TO NORMAL.
The bocci player's are styling. Superintendent Dairywimple
and Ranger Ephriam pulled it off. The latrines are sanitized,
trash-bins emptied, beach raked, broken glass removed, and the No Smoking On Beach signs in place. Now, if they can
get the MIRACLE GROW working on the butchered bamboo, everyone
would be happy as a pig in garbage. Maybe if SOSC BOD can
score $15,000,000.00 they can buy the beach-front situs
and do "what they damn well please" and keep most people
happy. Superintendent Dairywimple issued the Surf Club a pass
for their contest to be held the three day 4th of July, which ain't such a bad idea because the Club'll make fortune
without even a license, which will make the waiting Line
longer than ever. Well, it's time to head down there
and see how the SOSC BOD can get their other tit caught in
the wringer.
TUBWSTEAK/OUCH