DATELINE SAN ONOFRE FATHER'S DAY MORNING
BIGKOOK SAID HE SMELLED SOMETHING FISHY FOR SURE.
Well he was right as rain. With all the commotion about park
fees ballooning next month to an unprecedented high $325.00 Annual pass, SOSC BOD doubling Club dues, Bush refusing to control gasoline prices, toll roads, polluted water,
drainage problems, well the BIGKOOK found another bone
on which to chew. Yesterday while walking across the
"primitive dirt road" he smelled foulness, stench, and
death. Going over to the drainage culvert beside the
now extinct Bamboo Forrest and Banana Plantation,
he discovered a family of dying sloths, apparently
survivors of Larry the Sloth. BIGKOOK indicated it
was putrid, wondering why the Haw'n Garden's Surf
Club failed to detect it as they are just yards away.
It sure ain't the best way to spend Father's Day
whiffing those dead and dying beasts located
yards away from latrines #1&2. I hope Ranger Ephriam
and Superintendent Dairywimple can rid the beach of
the hairy creatures before the hot sun comes out.
TUBESTEAK/MORTICIAN