'NOFRE'S BIG THREE DAYER IS HERE.
BIGKOOK'S Uncle Rollo is in town gathering data for opening

his "Outdoor Food Court" on the sand at 'Nofre. Uncle Rollo

will assess 4th of July foot traffic at the volleyball courts

which shall eventually give way to Rollo's International

Food Court, open for business 24 hours a day. Rollo's Courtysrd

will be surrounded by a lush "Wave Forest", featuring the finest

in "al fresco dining". Eat in or take out. A colossal feature

is the installation of 'Nofre's, "Surfer's Honor Roll of Fame".

The BOD declared there's no one quite ready for the

"Walk of Fame", a grand opening in August 2004. Ranger Ephraim

delivered a warning from Dairywimple, indicating Rangers will

not, "...look he other way...." this year. No Courtesy Cards will

in order to avoid be honored this summer. The gates will open

late and close early in an effort to thwart the "drunken driver".

Remember, DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE--YOU MIGHT SPILL.

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