July 11 2004 Get Even Day

NOTHING EVER GOES EASY AT 'NOFRE NO MORE.

Someone in Chicago posted a nude photo of Superindendant

Dairywimple's wife, Joleen stark naked at Trail six. It

appeared a prank, but Dairywimple didn't appreciate it--at all.

So, Monday morning all beach latrines will be closed until

further notice while State installs a Missouri Sewer Pump

Station to alleviate the raw sewage runoff of the public latrine

system at 'Nofre. What happened was the septic tanks clogged

causing waste to flow freely into the ocean causing a putrid

and foul smell near the BIGKOOK'S Banana Plantation located

in front of Bldg. #4. Everythimg was saling along real smooth

until the nude photo of Joleen appeared yesterday on

TUBESTEAK'S FORUM posted in Chicago IL. According to Ranger

Ephriam, that was the straw breaking the camel's back. It was

a hot illustration, but you could tell it was a product of

Photoshop. The picture was full frontal nudity, but if you

know Joleen, you could tell everything was doctored to the max.

I believe it now, when Super Dairywimple says he doesn't get

mad he gets even.

TUBESTEAK/ONLOOKER
Special To City News Desk