July 9th Too much too soon.

Wherever you are when you read this, you should be happy where

you are because things ain't getting no better here at 'Nofre.

No Siree. Bad news first! The okay to pave the old dirt road was

issued yesterday, the graders are in place, dump trucks await

the go-ahead for debri removal, and, boy, are the near-homless of

KOOKPATCH annoyed. They've taken a nifty slogan, "Why Us",

turning it into their battle cry. BIGKOOK received an updated

progress report. You'll never guess his reaction, "Tough

Schitt and Tough Totems". BIGKOOK now resides at Camp Paskowitz

this summer, acting groundskeeper, trash moniter, and Psychiarist

Counseler. BIGKOOK picks up pizza for Camp Paskowitz, delivers it

to Mission Lagoon, in exchange for two comp coupons for hisself.

His board was nearly stolen day before yesterday. Superintendant

Dairywimple and Ranger Ephriam will vist Camp tomorrow lecturing

the kids how important safety is. I think they understand the

campgrouds are iffy. I feel Dairywimple knows this ain't State

Park. I pray Ranger Ephriam has presence of mind to lock the

Ranger's vehicle. Most of you have visited the Camp Paskowitz,

and are aware of the internal problems facing THEBIGKOOK.

Some prankster placed a bumper sticker on 'KOOK'S van reading:

"ANGER IS A SIGN OF HEALING!" Somebody said the kid was from

New Jersey. I don't know, but BIGKOOK sure is pissed since

reading it.

TUBESTEAK/RIDING.GIANTS
Special to the Oceanside Blade