July 8th Good News Finally!

AT 'NOFRE'S HAW'N SERENADE AT THE WAYNE MUMBREY LOUNGE,

last night in the "Bamboo Room" Ranger Ephriam granted an

all-inclusive permit that the SOSC BOD couldn't refuse.

That's correct. Ranger allowed repealing the fair trade

amendment,limiting the amount of money the Club could

charge for the "50th Anniversary" Bulky Tees to $50.00

per shirt (tax included) for the Luau. Ticket prices remain

unchanged. The "Gut Bucket and Ukelele Brigade" announced

the theme would be "Haw'n Polka" music. Superintendent

Dairywimple informed the crowd there's a good

chance the "No Drinking on Beach" takes effect Luau morning.

You members should praise the Lord you have a fantastic BOD.

I had to visit PB yesterday. Now there's a zoo.

TUBESTEAK/TALENT
Special to San Clemente Reader 7/9/2994