Never ending parties at 'Nofre 7/13/2004

This was a real surprise. Riverside's 4-H Club hit 'Nofre like

a ton of bricks Sunday, guess what they brought. You're

correct, boxes of avocados the size of watermelons ready for

tons of guacamole, that is if anybody knows how to make the

stuff. Deacon John, Brother Tom, and Pastor Andy, head the

Inland Empire Farmer's Co-op Society, they came to 'Nofre to

share harvest with us needy beach peep. Now, the only problem,

if it is one, we ain't got no juicy, ripe, lemons, no Serrano

hot chilis, cilantro, Hibanaro hot sauce, tomato, onion, or

garlics. Good news, if we locate a 5 gallon galvanized tub

we can mix the stuff right on the beach. Bad news, no tiny 7oz.

teeny,little, Butt beers, no sir! 94o Herradura Horseshoe

Tequila, straight up and down the hatch! Just as the last

comic standing, it's gonna'be the last surfer standing. Yowzah!

With the guacamole, the homeless regulars claim they have

access to Jumbo Malaysian Shrimp in order to toss on the barbie.

Modello Brewery (Corona) is supplying all you can drink from

the fountain kegger. This ain't no Club function, so naturally

there's no huge admission fee to suck that hard earned money

from your fanny-pack. P.S. We also need jacima and lots of

salty chips for dipping.

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