July 14 2004 We miss Dairymple.

Things are happening fast at 'Nofre, too fast for comfort.

It looks as though the "primitive dirt road" days are

numbered, this time for sure. Dairywimple's back somewhere

seeking fresh constructional advice for the new and improved

replacement "Road to Bazaar", featuring black tar, double

white lines, diagonal parking stalls, and best of all

decorator parking meters, lime green on blue, with

a 30 minute time limit. I'm almost positive this ain't gonna'

set too good with the SOSC BOD. Last evening, after ukelele

concert Ranger Ephriam was at the laundry-mat venting his

frustrations to anyone who'd listen, citing that old country

stand by, "You Can Take This Job and Shove It." I don't blame

the Ranger, it's a thankless job'. But, anyhoo, surfing's a

rough sport, especially here at 'Nofre. The boys can't handle

any part of Trestle, Inners, Outers, Churches, let alone

Cotten's. The only excitement 'Nofre guys have is when the

trudge down to their secondary break, get this, the deadly

"WALL". YIKES! SPLAT! BIFF! KABOW! EEK!

TUBESTEAK/BALLOONS
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