San 'Nofre is not the 'Nofre of old.

Super'tenant Dairywimple is AWOL, Ranger Ephriam is a bona-fide bocci-ball

umpire, his time is consumed all weekend. BIGKOOK recognized this, purchased

a 16' tear-drop travel trailer house, with a mega butane tank up front. The

16 footer is a snazzy forrest green in color, white trim aluminum accents, 
 
shiny trailer tongue, "Good Sam Club" window decal, and "Schitt Happens"
 
bumper sticker in USMC colors. He parks the rig parallel style, door facing the
 
the outer reef, climbs in his vacation retreat, cracks a cold one and passes out.
 
It's 6:00 AM today.  The homeless 'Nofre surfers hear the brewski pop and hiss,
 
appear from the surrounding chaparral, run toward the tear-drop, pound on the
 
door, "Hey BIOGKOOK, what's to eat, got any beers?" BIGKOOK grunts,
 
clears his gravely throat, " Get out of here, you knukleheads. I'm trying to sleep!"
 
The homeless guys, Grunion, Sluggo, Sea Cucunber, Chicken Neck, "Duke
 
of Earl", "Hose Nose", ain't gonna take no for an answer. In concert, they v
 
shake the "tear-drop"  trailer till she  flops on her  side door down, trapping
 
BIGKOOK inside.  Will anyone help THEBIGKOOK, can anyone right the
 
"tear-drop", is BIGKOOK stuck in there the balance of this weekend?
 
Special to King Comics 'Nofre Summer Edition.
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