August 12, 2004 Hands across KFAB AM.

We see:
Floor manager Kevin ordinarily doesn't have a short fuse, but OB and his
suitcase full of Super Industrial Strength VIAGRA, the six scantily clad
barmaids from Dirty Sanchez, Santa Margarita Rita, her loose cannon
husband Marco, the appearance of studio hairdresser Andre, announcer
Hal Dairywimple, and our host Dr. Craig Ephriam, well, something had to
be done. Suddenly, studio hotline goes off blinking incessantly. Kevin answers.

Kevin over intercom:
Good morning, KFAB Radio, welcome to the Dr. Craig Show how may we help you?
Oh yes Dr. Ruth, he's right here. Dr. Craig, Dr. Ruth on line two.

Dr. Craig:
Oh yes, Doctor, welcome to the Knosh Pitt.

Dr. Ruth:
Love your show, Doctor. Can you put Rita's husband on the phone Doctor?

Dr. Craig:
Here he is Dr. Ruth.

Marco:
Yo! What up, Ruthie baby?

Dr. Ruth:
Listen to me Marco, you have a beautiful wife, now you take care of her.
You stay away from those horny Dirty Sanchez' barmaids, turn them over
to OB right now. Stay with Rita she is good for you.

Marco:
I promise I will, Dr. Ruth, and thank you for talking with me.

Dr. Ruth:
Dr. Craig, you have a wonderful show, I want you to keep up the good
work, and pay attention to Kevin he is good for your shtick. I don't
know if Hal's there but tell him I remember Cleveland.

Dr. Craig:
Thanks for visiting, Dr. Ruth, come back anytime, maybe as an in
studio guest. The door is always open.

Kevin:
From control booth.
Okay kids, we're out.

Produced, Written, and Directed, by NeoN D. Surfer
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES