August 10, 2004 POV Backstage Pass All Area All Access.

Hal Dairywimple:
Well, thank gawd, we're back after that nasty power outage. Yesterday was

our first experience inside our brand new studio located in the heart of

Rancho San Onofre. We see Dr. Craig ready to bring on Santa Margarita Rita

and the scantily clad hot barmaids. OB, Officer Bob, is visibly shaken by

all this, sweating profusely at all the bare skin.

Dr. Craig:
OB, can we get you a towel, you seem as though you're going to explode

any moment now?

OB:
I am, Dr. Craig, I am! Is she next?

Dr. Craig:
She can be, but let me introduce you to her hubby's co-workers at the saloon.

Kimmie, Sammie, Tabbie, Gertie, Heather, and Paulette, girls meet Officer

Bob and his candy machine.

Barmaids:
Oh, hi, Officer, we've heard a lot about you. If what they say is true we're

going to have a ball today. Right girls?

OB:
You girls gotta' be kidding. Dr. Craig, hand me that candy bowl again,

I feel I'm going to explode, and burst, all over the place.

Dr. Craig:
Okay, save it OB, here she comes now, dressed in her super short,

super high cut, Duke's of Hazard revealing cut offs for your inspection.

OB:
Jeezus, H., Dr. Craig, I'm only human. Hey, hon, come over and sit with

your Officer Bob. Is that husband of yours with you this morning? I sure

hope not, boy, have I got plans for you and me. Come up here, Rita,

and sit on my lap.

Rita:
Oh, OB, is that a revolver in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?


Rita's husband, listening to the show screeches into the station's parking lot
jumps from his SUV, heading for the door labeled, Keep Out Artists Entrance!
Billy the security guard grabs the phone, dials the security hotline. Kevin answers;
Hello, boss, Rita's old man's on his way in, better separate OB and Rita before
the you know what hits the fan.

Dr. Craig:
We've got to go to a quick commercial, gang. Be right back.


Dr. Craig hits the red panic button and they're, OFF AIR

Produced, Written, and Directed by NeoN D. Surfer
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES EP