August 26, 2004 "ON THE AIR"

Announcer Hal Dairywimple opens the original "Surfer Craig" Show in
KRSO's modern new radio studio. In house are Hal, OfficerBob Krupki,
engineer and screener, and, of course, our own "Surfer Craig" as host.

Hal:
Good morning caller, welcome to the show, you're on with "Surfer Craig".

Caller Lenny:
Hello "Surfer Craig", my name is Lenny, thank you for taking my call.
I'm having problems understanding "goofy foots" and regular foots.
Like, at Trestles when I go right, because of my foot placement, I face the
wave and people don't say nothing to me, does that mean I'm regular foot,
or what?

"Surfer Craig":
Good morning Lenny, welcome to KRSO'S Premium Surfing Talk Show. Now,
Lenny, what happens when you go left, like at Salt Creek?

Caller Larry:
I don't know, Surfer Craig, all I can say is it feels real goofy, like I have some
sort of palsy or something like that. When I go to the Creek, they all laugh
and point there finger at me. What's a body to do?

Surfer Craig:
I once knew a marvelous surfer, Butch vanArtsdalen who had the same
problem but overcame it by surfing the treacherous Banzai Pipeline, by
switching foot every other wave until he mastered it. Tell me, Lenny, is there
a break near you where you could go left all day long and switch foot?

Caller Larry:
Why yes, there is. It's called Mavericks after a 1950's TV series of the same
name, but it does great mean and gnarly, but I'll surf it every day till
I master the switch stance. Which is good, Surfer Craig, then no matter
what, I'll never be goofy again. Thank you, Surfer Craig.

Surfer Craig:
You're welcome, Larry, and good surfing to you.

Hal:
Next caller, please.

Written by Starwarz, Produced and Drected by NeoN D. Surfer.
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