August 28, 2004 Things are going smooth. So far.

Announcer Hal:
Well, Surfer Craig, it seems Lenny has his work cut out. On line 3 is Scooter
Boy Roy.

Roy:
Thank you for taking my call, Surfer Craig, I'm a long time listener, a second
time caller. My problem is every time I go to Beach 'Nofre my car gets stlolen.
The Lifeguards and Rangers kinda' give me that "tough totems" look and tell
me to call the Vista Sheriff's Department, which us nice, but with all the new
cellular activity I can't get an outside line. It seems when you drive down the
"Road to Bizzare" it looks like a Target parking lot, eveyone's yapping like
magpies.

Surfer Craig:
Oh, boy, Roy, you could have a problem. Let me ask you, what kinda' ride do,
or did, you have?

Roy:
Surfer Craig, it was a cherried out Deuce Coupe, burple, with red, yellow, and
orange, cowl flames, louvered hood, Frenched headlights, purple well
lights, tuck and roll, chopped, channeled, dago to the weeds, I mean,
Surfer Craig, it was a fine, fine, superfine, three window short.

Surfer Craig:
Sounds tough, Roy. I'll bet you had RF painted by "Daddy"Roth and
pin stripe by VonDutch. It sure sounds Boss. We here at KRSO
sure hope you get it back. That should stick out like missing thumb.

Roy:
Right on, Surfer Craig. Well, thanks for hearing my story, I'll call in if
I find it. Now Ivé got to out to the empty garage and work on my Weber
ten footer. Later!

Written by Sano Dano, Produced and Directed by NeoN D. Surfer.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES