September 30, 2004 Trendiness is goodness.

If individuals were aware how stupid they looked, they would never again
wear ballcaps backwards, or talk on cellphones in restaurants. One thing
for sure, San Onofre is going to be a hotbed of activity this weekend's "End
of Summer Kickoff Breakfast". As comedy relief, BIGKOOK vs. Joe Shlump
the Midget and his valet Teenie-Weinie, in an "Indian Surf/Death Match
Winner Take All Challange". It all starts early, Ranger Ephriam shall be
hustling all remaining '50th Anniversery Bulky Tees, 2004 Edition.
SOSC general membership will be annoying people with their Raider
game full volume, while every tackle or dropped pass will be met with
beach drunks screaming, "YEAH! GO BLACK!" Raging as if they're an
intrical part of Pro Football. Anyways, I'm pulling for BIGKOOK to stomp
Joe Shlump's butt and Teeny Weinies ass. Btw, the Bulky Tees will
sell at 3 for $80.00. Don't be shut out.

Written by Art Gumm
BRUCE SAVAGE INC.