October 11, 2004 WOW!

What a contest. ROXY had everything imaginable, LINDA BENSON, JOEY CABELL,
BIGKOOK, ADAM PASKOWITZ from JETLINER, JENNIFER and ISIAH from
SURFERS HEALING, everything that would've had CAROL WEBER'S
eyes light up. The contest drove off SOSC BOD who didn't want to move
into the 21ST CENTURY. ALLAN SEYMOUR had SAN ONOFRE so uptown
you couldn't understand why the SOSC BOD wants to bury their head in the sand
like ostriches. MR.SEYMOUR invited us to a magnificent PRIME RIB dinner
with all the trimmings (Diamond Jim cut), deliciously crisp PETIT SIRAH '79,
SOUR CREAM SMASHED POTATOES, lots of bread and butter, and
GOLD INLAY TOOTHPICKS. BIGKOOK ate the lion's share, washing
everything down with a NEBUCHADNEZZAR of PINOT CHARDONAY.
A special thanks to MR.SEYMOUR for reminding us how surfing used to be .
Now then, down the "Road to Bizzare", JT had the spread of spreads, featuring
a full blown Boston Clambake including a 22 lb. Grandaddy Bug, dozens of
Razorneck Clams, bushells of Oysters, tons of Mussels, butter and garlic for
sauteeing, San Francisco crisp Fisherman's Wharf bread, and THEBIGKOOK
has a Magnum of ice-cold Sparkling Champagne to keep the edge off. Here's a
special tip o' the hat comes in for the SOSC BOD: Thanks for ignoring ALLAN
SEYMOUR'S ROXY, QUICKSILVER, BOB MCKNIGHT, JIM IRWIN,
AND CREW. It sure made easy parking for all us late comers.

Written by Noah Parking.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES BEVERLY HILLS