October 8, 2004 Pavilion of Justice

Another spike in gas is all we needed. The oil profiteers are raking it in.
John and Ken are right, we have been annexed. The good news is Ranger
Dairywimple issued a floating permit offshore NofreNation to Rubber
Tycoons Billy and Bobby Mistrial's massive Body Gloved yacht, for gambling
purposes only. Permit fees were a meager $5.00 per diem. More good news,
our SOSC BOD refuse to support this weekend's Girlee Surf Contest. Why?
I don't know why, but it sure frees up a bunch of parking spots for the beach
retailers. Thanks BOD. The Immortal Legend's Outlet will feature
"90265" (very limited supply) , personalized glossy 8X10 of the Living Legend's
copy of the "Surfer's Prayer" while supplies last, and complimentary family
photo taken with TUBESTEAK/90265. Arrive early, don't be shut out!

Written by Uncle Val Gee
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