Thursday, December 15, 2005

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Thank goodness the Grubby Clark moment is over,
all the faithful can get on with their convoluted lives.
Remember, hard foam Harold Walker, soft foam
Morey/Doyle. Hal Dairywimple had flyers printed
yesterday, highlighting new rules for people who sneak
the family pooch to our San Onofre Sandbox without
paying a fee. A scale will placed at Gatekeeper Donn's
little Toll Kiosk, animals over 240 lbs. will be turned
back, the owner fined on the spot. Cute little doggie
water bowls must be kept out of sight in the vehicle.
Any pooch crapping on the sand will be tranquilized
by Ranger Ephriam and dragged from the beach to the
newly constructed dog pound beside Latrine #4. Black
Labs will be singled out. Anyways, you wonder about the
mentality of San Onofre surfers who can't leave pooch
alone and simply go surfing. Back in the day, you didn't
take kids or dogs to the beach. Cheeze!

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Written by Al Poe
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 4:46 AM   2 Comments

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At 11:05 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they are farm people who live in Norco CA and can't be away from they animal because they, the Master, becomes lonely. Did you ever think of that. This blog is the meanest I've ever seen.

 
At 2:47 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

some of those dog owners actually let the dog lick the owners mouth. can you belive it, they probably drink out of the dog's bowl. UGH! YUCK! BARF!

 

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