Today's parade honoring Ranger Ephriam, and partner
Hal Dairywimple, will take place along the antiquated dirt
road from Crapper one through Crapper five beginning at
2:00 PM sharp. Ice-cold beer and plump brats will be furnished
free of charge until 5:00PM. Dairywimple will supply the first
twenty five attendees with free annual passes a savings of
$175.00. It appears 2006 is going back to family and animal
beach in order to increase revenue, as the family animal fee will
go up to $15.00 oer diem. Anyone trying to hide pooch will be
subject to a $250.00 fine for first offense. Because of insurance
drawbacks, any and all participants must pay a $25.00 entry-fee.
to participle in the Old Guys Rule annual Polar Bear Club event
Ranger Ephriam is epected to announce the new Daily Use Parking
Increase from $10.00 up to $15.00 per day, an increase of 50%.
The San Onofre Surfing Club feels this is a step in the right
direction in case George Freeth and Duke Kahanamoku return from
the dead, they'll feel the same as when the passed on to the other side years ago.

Written by Juanita Corona.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES