The stagnant days of Longboarding is over.
Surfing into the 21st Century is all Schtick.
If you ain't gots Schtick, you ain't gots a
surfing career. Tell us, do you have Schtick,
yes or no? Intermural Club contests are for
San Clemente High students, right or wrong?
And Club Members are so far behind times it's
sad and pathetic. Beach activities are so refined,
even bocci-ballers are left out. What's
your career baby? I hope it's Schtick 'cause
if it ain't, better go to the back of the line,
Volleyballing Men and Rock 'n Roll Ladies
are so Jurrasic Park, you're nots gonna'
believe it. Remember these wise words,
if you ain't got Schtick, youse ain't got
no surfing career.
Written by Dr. Depression.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
17 Comments:
No, I don't have schtick.
schtickless, you don't need schtick in del mar you need luck. #4 in the fourth, enjoy your winnings!
Karl, a fool and his money are soon parted.
DO I HAVE IT
Sal, it sure doesn't look good for you.
Please Sal get off the beach, P.t. and Moe are saving you a seat in the stretch run clubhouse.For the love of God get down there before it's too late. you don't look well and should go out in style.
P.T. don't know nuthin bout the track. i been workin at priceclub for twenty years now, hear nuthin but sob stories. tractor pullins the way to go. hurry on up with that toll road and lets get that dirt road paved y'all.
Trashbag, you are an idiot. It's guys like you who drove my pal Sal to a life of overindulence. Keep your tractor pulls at Irwindale so Sal can have a few kook free days at the blessed Sano
Tube, what do you mean schtick? Like a walking stick?
NEWSFLASH ! Bob Mardian has passed, one helluva bocci ball player and great guy. Once again Sal has been shortchanged.
All you Schtick lovers such as Reynolds, Schtick means like have you just got whupped with an ugly Schtick or what? And the rest of youse guys Sal is doing much better, thank you very much. He'll return to work soon at the Pizza Parlour.
MY BRO B.K AIN`T GOT JACK SCHTICK
He don't know Jack Squatt neither.
you never had a career. but being a homeless drunk living in a shack
Hello again anonymous. Btw, what have you done for surfing?
HEY NOW, anonymous, Tube called bullshit on you. What have you done for surfing. I can tell you right now. Nada, zilch, cipher, not a damn thing. You ain't even cling-wrap.
HEY NOW!
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