Wonder why the long wait this morning, Saturday?
The shark nets were set in preperation for the
July 4th freaks because of the invasion of those
guys in the gray flannels, yes, they're back,
however, the reason for the enormous line,
Sal Geez had a coronary occlusion while
playing bocci-ball with all the Club ghouls.
All, while the Geez family sat at the Geez
family table feeding the Geez grandbabies.
The sun beat relentlessly on the ancient
dirt road, Sal could no longer take it, he
collapsed in a heap, gasping for oxygen.
Bocci-baller's were dumbfounded. Someone
get a defibulator over here, on the double.
What defibulator, somebody asked? Sal
turned blue. I think they're in #4. Crusty
comes over to help. "Lifeguard, we need
help." Call the Ranger," they said. Crusty
said they're up controlling the overflow
line, and nobody here has a key to #4.
How's Sal doing? Not so good, we need
either a Ranger, Lifeguard, but more
importantly a fully charged defibulator,
we gots to bring Sal back. His family and
grandchildren are worried sick. Why isn't
Sal responding, the Geez family and
friends ask? The timing couldn't have
been more perfect, Cue Ball comes out
of toilet #2, Bldg. #4, BIGKOOK comes
barreling down the "prehistoric, filthy,
dirt road, on his interview with Gidget
for a position as surf instructor in her
new Surf Camp and Spa, smack dab in the
middle of San Onofre's Old Man's. BIGKOOK
driving the Paskowitz surf van nearly runs
over Sal's lifeless body. Cue Ball yells at
Crusty, and BIGKOOK to stand-by, we're
gonna' bring Sal back from the dead. 'KOOK ,
hook the heavy duty jumper cables to the
battery, Crusty, clamp the cables to Sal's
chest, were gonna' defibulate Sal with this
powerful supercharged Delta. In the middle
of the road, three men worked in unison
to keep Sal from going "away". Cables
attached , 'KOOK revved the Ford 340
engine. Crusty rubbed the cables, Cue
Ball yelled "Clear". The juice went from the
battery, along the cables, into Sal's body ,
and snap, life popped into Sal's body and he
jumped back to life. The Geez family was
estatic. The SOSC BOD paid $28,000.00
that Cue Ball and Crusty could do with a
heavy duty Die Hard battery. Now then,
who's running for Club BOD this year,
it looks the SOSC blew it this time around.
Well, thank Gawd Sal's okay, he doesn't know
how close he came to a classic Ol' 'Nofre
paddle-out.

Written by Curley Hall.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES