Finally, the voice of reason surfaces. The reason
for Wednesday's gridlock was explained by the
nicest lady Ranger, I asked why the gridlock she
answered the State wants to pave the silly,
antiquated, filthy, dusty, dirt road, however,
the SOSC BOD said no deal. I, myself, feel
they could squeeze a hell of alot of families
in if they poured lots of asphalt, added
concrete parking berms, and bright yellow
parking stripes. But no, the SOSC BOD
think Eddie McBride and Jack White
are coming back any day. HAW! When
pigs fly. Actually, an unnamed source from
Ranger Headquarters say they will be
installing video camera, not unlike the
ones on traffic lights to track violators. In
the process the State shall install surveilance
videos, undetectable in all women's dressing
stalls, toilets, and private areas from Bldg.#1
through #8. Smile! You're on "Candid Camera",
gals.


Written by Larry Coronary.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES