It's nearly a week since Allan's World Famous
Quicksilver at San Onofre State Beach, and
people are still pissed. Allan took a week off
to celebrate his windfall profit of last weekend.
Presently, he is on the BODY GLOVE sixty
footer heading to Costa del Oro with Bobby
and Billy Meistral. It's a good thing he got
out of town when he did, people are really
pissed at him. Although, I didn't see heat
sheets I thought the adjudicating was
right-on. Why grown men squabble over
a child's pastime is beyond me. Nobody
griped about Bing Copeland's tribute to
David Nuuhiwa at the antiquated palm frond
shack, so what's the big deal. C'mon gang, get
over with it. If Mr. Seymoure can come up
with $2,500.00, I'll gladly judge the thing.
Remember, the camera doesn't lie.
Anyways, where's Tom Turner when we
need him?
Written by Sam Conroy.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
9 Comments:
It seems Allan Seymour shut the door in those poor bastard's face.
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Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. ;If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
If you agree with the above forward
it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!
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Wing, you are wise beyond your years.
Lobby, you should clear your throat with either ASCAP or BMI. Please.
screw seymour
Seymoure is lighting cigars with $100 bills and eating the finest Beluga caviar by the bucket load in the El Presidente suite of the Palmilla Hotel in San Jose del Cabo. All with money made from his contest.
Sam, what matters is, is it Mallasov Belluga.
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