Now I've seen and heard everything. Yesterday
at our beach the SOS BOD was absent. There were
huge families from Hesperia hogging up the
redwood bench, you know the one
Bob Mardian declared was his. Just to the south,
a giant party of obese ethnics annexed North
Dogpatch for their turkey-frank kerosene, soaked,
cook-out. Suddenly, a huge Econovan pulled into
the volleyball area, parked with 15 immigrants
screaming for air. Thank goodness,
THEBIGKOOK arrived, talked Spanish like
a pro, asked the driver how they found our
beach. In broken English the Mexi driver described
how they attended the Anti-American immigration
protest rally. The driver said this is a land of
immigrants, and they had every right to dissent.
They stopped on the way home to Ensenada,
but promised to be back with their entire
familia. We don't know if CueBall was kidding,
but he started screaming, "Viva la Raza."

Written by Pancho Villa
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