Back then at Malibu, Gidge had the knack
of spreading Magic Pixie Dust over the
sand. This weekend it was Allan Seymoure's
shot at it, and he scored. Big time! He put the
fun back in surfen', finally. Doug Craig, Bobby
Lombard, da' Hui, State Lifeguard paddlers,
Surf Mag publishers, Bing Copeland's Magical
David Nuwavvi model, Henry Ford's control
of the contest's heat, Ranger Dairywimple
monitoring illegal surfboard sales on the
beach, Rabbit Kekai Longboard Director
Jim Reynolds, Herbie Fletcher's look-a-like
contest winner, and NALU'S famous outdoor
recipe booth, it certainly was a historical weekend.
Mr. Seymoure, you deserved all the credit in
the world for what you did to raise surfing from
the dead. Yeah, I'll be ther next year.
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Yes, I second that, and emailed quicksilver what a neat contest the put on.
Yes, I second that, and emailed quicksilver what a neat contest they put on.
Glad you folks enjoyed it! Next years entry fee is $250.00 per entrant per event. Winners will get a salad in their bowl, 1st place only.
DEAR Allan $eymoure, we don't care just so long as we can be a part of surfing.
tube why is your nose so
far up saymorez bung hole
it can`t be for the money
Anonymous, when ypu're around as long as Tubes, you'll soon realize what a Messiah Mr. Seymoure is.
I'll come next year if its for Seymour's paddleout.
beauchamp, they'll be one coming up soon not to worry.
What's with that outdated ad for hurricane relief? The Illegals have already rebuilt the place for the negros!
Hurricane, cotact Neon, that's his baby.
can you snort pixie dust
complete the sign up please....
Huh, wha' sign-up?
Well the least you could do is an ad for something worthwhile like the Minutemen!
Do something worthwhile, it'll piss the SOSC BOD all to hell --impeach George Bush's sorry ass. He's no good!
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. ;If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
If you agree with the above forward
it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!
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timothy, you sorry ass dope fiend, for you snort it up you stupid dead ass.
screw seymour
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