Can you believe this? A maverick surf
club located in North San Diego County
authorized funds from theit treasury for
a massive defribulator purchase for the
State Beach at San Onofre. The main break
is named "Old Man's, therefore, defibillators.
Instead of the needless purchase of
"jump-starting" equipment, they, they being
the State, should make SOSC members over 40
bring a note from Doctor saying it's okay to enter
the waters. As long as old guys have a
"death-wish", like, I'm gonna' surf till I die, just
let them go, spend the money on paving the dirt
road. Remember, members, BOD voted for it,
not you. Next meeting the BOD votes amnesty
for illegals.

Written by Ben Casey.
BRUCR SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES