Monday, April 24, 2006

I read a copy of the local newspaper, it shed
light on why San Onofre is so animal and
homless friendly. The following are excerpts
from their police botter segment, well here
goes. HAW'N SURF CLUB MEMBER felt
suicidal and skipped his regular Lithium
dosage. He called from the payphone beside
Bldg. #4 because his ride to San Clemente
Hospital never showed. The member said he slit
his wrists 2 years back, and on this night he was
going to use a gun but didn't have one. He hadn't
been drinking. He was eventually taken to
the hospital for self-committal. THEN CAME eight
skinheads dressed in fatigues shooting paintball
rifles and playing war-games on the "primitive
dirt road". THERE WAS A Club member sitting nude
in his wheelchair, covered only by a blanket, in
front of the thatched hut at Dogpatch. Club
Member said he'd been watching Paul Carter
for a while but Paul hadn't moved. The member
abandoned Carter and moved on. This is only
the tip of the ice-berg when it comes to the beach
characters. Better yet, to illustrate how ignorant
and insane Republicans are, their President and
guru George Bush says massive deportation won't
work. Sorry to tell you this Mr. President, but it
worked for your kissy little buddy Vincente Fox, didn't
it?

Written by Officer Larson.
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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 9:48 AM   6 Comments

6 Comments:

At 2:10 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so sorry. You people have messed up folk at your beach. The homeless character that wanted to shoot hisself but didn't have a piece is as funny as the guy that wanted to shoot himself between the eyes with his weapon, but left the bullets at home in the bureau drawer.

 
At 4:47 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only way to see if massive deportations will work or not is TO TRY THEM! I think they will work.

 
At 4:49 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

"But fundamentally the president's coalition and the country are profoundly divided over a variety of issues. One of them -- let's take one: immigration. The president has basically a Teddy Kennedy position on immigration. He's for amnesty and bringing in hundreds of thousands of guest workers into the country; whereas his base, and frankly the base of the country, is demanding that the borders be secured, the borders be protected, the invasion of the United States be halted. On that issue, on trade, on Iraq, on a variety of other issues, the president is out of touch with his base and I think the country."

 
At 4:54 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pat you and Peabody hit the head right on the nail.

 
At 9:24 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Vicente Fox can send 20 million beaners here, why can't Bush send them back?

 
At 10:08 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jose, because his sister-in-law is a full blown mexi.

 

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