Thursday, May 04, 2006

Don't forget today's Friday, payday.
It didn't take much, but the "Surfers of
Legion" sure put Pal Gee and Taleaga
on the back burner. Btw, when's Club Luau?
Sounds exciting! Hey now, at least we have
Allan Seymoure to get us through the weekend.
SanOnofre Classic starts Saturday 7:00 AM sharp.
No bocci ballers. Where does Pal Yee dissapear,
probably Baja trying to be Mexican. Thanks
everybody for being there Monday night. Don't
feel bad if you weren't maybe you didn't
belong. Cueball, they loved you. The
'Nofre regulars wouldn't boycott the
illegals, but they'll boycott another
non-sanctioned contest, which means
more parking for the rest of us. Anyways,
I'm sticking to Seymoure like flies on dogschitt.
I wanna' get my picture in the paper.

Written by Wes Williams.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 1:15 PM   5 Comments

5 Comments:

At 6:54 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

We will boycott Seymoure because he hires illegals judge his contests! The food is supplied by illegals who know not how to wash their hands after schitting. All will get diarehea including BK from feces in the food. The t-shirts, posters, and salad bowls are all heco en mexico. 10% of all profits go to the reelction campaigns of Gil Cedillo and Antonio Villaraigosa. Thats likely to be hundreds of thousands after this event. Seymoure is a coyote who smuggles in aliens for top $ when not running a contest. He has the flag of Mexico tatood on his ass.

So you ask why we boycott? Now you know.

 
At 7:14 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Locals: Your President Bush, who sings our Star Spangled Banner in mexicano, says we must be conpassionate with our latino friends from south of the border. I'm a straight ticket San Onofre Republican as is Allan Seymoure. Bush's sister-in-law is a full blown Latia, who also sings our anthem in mexica.

 
At 8:52 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bush will be singing the national anthem in spanish at 7am sharp tomorrow to officially start the Seymoure Classic. Mexican Flags will be available for %5.95 each. Bottomless kegs of Pacifica and Coronas will be on sale too.

 
At 9:14 AM , Blogger Huevos Rancheros said...

Borracho local, that being the case try to be on time.

 
At 2:50 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

who runs that beach not mr. yee
every time mr. seemore shows up
he & his bod bro`s go in to hiding
mr. yee & friends need 2 find some BALLS and not bocci balls.
remember LOOSER LEAVES TOWN

 

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