Tuesday, May 16, 2006

It wasn't that far back, when San Onofre was
a bona-fide surf beach , not a Mommy/Baby
Day Care Centre. Back then San Onofre
surfers were real he-men. The beach was
packed with suntanned guys, unshaven, their
baggies droopy, cold Acme quarts chilled to
perfection. They were the real life guys, like
Barney Wilkes, Bill Banards, Doc Paskowitz,
Eddie McBride, Pete Peterson, Whitey Harrison,
Viking, George Stremple, Art Lavaningo. The days
were slow, the sun blistered the sand like it
were hell on earth. Tarzan Smith roared a
jungle call the heat demons sucked moisture
from the morning sky. Suddenly, the boys
stirred sensing movement on the horizon.
McBride was first in the water followed by
Wilkes, Pete, Whitey, Tarzan and the rest.
The water had a slight surface chop but not
enough to mar the quality. In rising surf,
there are no barking dogs, no mothers
playing with their baby, just men riding
their surfboard. No pop-up blue tents,
nothing but emerald breakers and white foam .
And thank goodness, no Father and Daughter
Easter Egg Hunt.

Written by Moms Mabley
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 12:11 PM   10 Comments

10 Comments:

At 8:16 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

And no one giving surf lessons!

 
At 8:42 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

But could they swim?

 
At 9:53 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

They had to carry 350lb boards up and down the cliff. Rattlesnake bites were commonplace. No such thing as wetsuits or leashes. They had to brave the 38 degree water.

 
At 9:57 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi again, Al. Life's a bitch, then you die!

 
At 10:59 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Budweiser, just gallon jugs of vino with twist tops.

 
At 11:53 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Neils, how's it hanging, Bro? Twist off Cucumonga Village rules. Tell Drummond we remember.

 
At 12:25 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

When in doubt, paddle out.

 
At 12:50 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

GENE, YOU OLD HORSETHEIF, WHAT UP DUDE. I KNEW YOU'D READ THIS. BTW, IS BEN GAGE'S OLD WIFE STILL ALIVE AND KICKING?

 
At 1:50 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why was I not consulted about the new prop?

 
At 2:19 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because, that's why. Any problems contact "Properties".

 

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