YIKES! Another sensless death at Beach Nofre.
Yesterday, Joe "BLOGGER" Manfredo collapsed
and died on the infamous "primitive dirt road".
Joe was walking from Bldg. #4 lugging his 9'10"
tri-fin lomgboard down to Dogpatch for his
afternoon surf, when he dropped to one knee,
then tipped over. A fisherman walking with
his catch, took it all in but to no avail, it
seemed Manfredo was dead by the time
he hit the dirt road. Sammi the Fisherman
said nothing could've saved Joe, he was just
too old. How old? Joe was 49, lived in Mission
Pendejo, 5'8", 280 lbs. True, he should not of tried
his luck with the Old Nofre mushburgers, but he
heard a poem by Canoest, Ron Drummond, claiming
he would ride till he died. Joe Manfredo didn't
make it. Sal Gee said, what difference did it make
if Joe's time was up. Sal held the SOSC and its
BOD harmless for both deaths. Incidentally, there
were three heart attacks at Doheny State Beach
yesterday. All victims survived. Sal said, maybe
we should pave the road, and save some lives.
HAW! That'll be the day. Iknow it'll frost SOSC
BOD, but shut down the beach , no more deaths.

Written by Joe Coronary.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES