The San Onofre Beach Council said , "No mas"
to the sensless deaths of unsuspecting heart
attack victims. Sal Gee said place those
"counfounded defibrulators" right beside the
"Take a doggie pooper blue bag" so, like a fire
alarm break glass to use, the defibrulators would
be available instead off in the bed of a Toyota
pick up on the way home to a beach Council
Member's duplex to have the amps tested while
a middle age man lay dying in the middle of the
old San Onofre dirt road. What should
happen, Nora Squatt, Ernies widow should
sue the living you know what out of Sal Gee,
the BOD, and 10 John Does for negligence,
then watch your Club dues soar. Yesterday
alone, there were four heart attack victims,
all survived because of the alertness of Doheny
State Park their paved road, EMT's , defibrulators
on vehicle, not to a BOD's duplex for
an amp check. Gee, I hope SOSC BOD moves
ahead to the 21st Century before any more
deaths occur on the beach, especially to a
middle age guy who wanted to surf till he died,
and had his dream fulfilled.
"CLEAR!".

Written by Larry Coronary.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES