Now this takes the cake. Yesterday at old
'Nofre they had a full house. Yep, it was so
full SOSC BOD nembers couldn't get in.
They had pop-ups for Billabong, Gotcha,
Bullfrog, but the reason I was there,
"SURFER'S HEALING" for the less fortunate
kids who want to be part of our wonderful
pastime. The autistic children and their
family gathered at "DogScratch" causing a
massive log jam on that prehistoric, ancient,
dusty, dirt road. Locals went ballistacs because
they lost control of *their* beach. Everybody
and their uncle had a bullhorn, "Register Here"
banners snapped in the breeze, the line snaked
all the way to Bldg. #5. There was so much great
BBQ Dogs &Burgers you could feed an army
(if they could get in). The drinks were ice-cold,
BK was at his best, it was a marvelous day,
thanks Izzy. Actually that's how surfing was back
in the day when you went to the beach to have
fun, not because you thought you owned it. As
hectic as the "Locals" imagined it was,
Ranger Harding was there maintaining law&order.
The best part is, Saturday at Topanga State Beach
"SURFER'S HEALING" puts on another show,
which makes it great for Sal Geez and the SOSC
BOD, why? Because they can get back to their
old man gay bocci ball games, and plug up the
dirt cow path on their own.
Written by Larry Coronary.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
12 Comments:
Mr. Coronary, tkank you and the children for making San Oofre such a wonderful place to visit.
Right on Orphan Annie. San Onofre Beach is such a marvelous place to take your family. I think Surfer's Journal should do a travel feature on it.
If I dragged my kid kicking and fussing into the ocean, later to have him scramble to the car to cry when I finally brought him in, I would find Child Protective Services banging at my door. But here, because a few people believe that it helps some children, all autistic children must be subjected to this highly questionable therapy. Lobotomies and Electro Convulsive Shock Therapy were also once the rage. If the purpose of the therapy was to traumatize the children, then I saw several success stories yesterday.
Hello Mother, were we on the same page. I, too, was there. Sure, the "children of the sea" were terrified until on the way to the car screaming, the parents saw all the *FREE* pizza, dogs, and burgers, with all the trimmings, they told their kid shut up pronto, or they wouldn't get fed.
Gluttony is a sin! Repent the end is near!
TCM Friday 8:00 PM Gidget (1959) A young girl dreams of winning acceptance from a gang of surfers. Cast: Sandra Dee, Cliff Robertson, James Darren. Dir: Paul Wendkos. C-95 mins, TV-G, Letterbox Format
I tank's you, Gidge thanks you and every one at Good Ol' 'Nofre tank's you.
Tube.
u r one messed up wanker. ;)
YA IT WAS GREAT IT WAS LIKE YOU
WERE AT A BARNUM & BAILEY CIRCUS
SHOW.BUT TAKE YOUR DOG & PONY SHOW
BACK TO MALIBU!!!
Jed, you ere ther, hmmmm no one noticed. If you thought that gig was dog and pony wait'll you see Saturday at Topanga. It'll knock your socks off.
LIFE IS TO SHORT TO WAST MY
TIME UP AT THAT GOD AW FUL PLACE.
I CAN SEE IT NOW EVERY ONE
WALKING AROUND ACTING LIKE SOME SORT OF BIG SHOT. TATOO`S FROM HEAD
TO TOE CAP`S ON SIDE WAYZ.
PLUS YOU CAN`T DRINK UP THERE
HOW LONG DO THINK P.T WILL LAST
NOT LONG PEOPLE WILL TINK HE CAME DOWN WITH A BAD CASE OF PARKNSONS
NO I`LL STAY HERE WITH TEAM YEE
WERE YOU DRUNK ALL DAY & TALK STORY
WITH O.B SO HAVE A GOOD TIME BUT
DON`T BURN YOUR TENDER LITTLE FEET
ON THAT ASPHALT.
AND WHILE YOUR THERE EAT SOME COTTON CANDY FOR ME
Jed, life is short and a journey. Sit back, enjoy the scenery I love asphalt just like the they have at Doheny. I HATE TO INHALE THE DUST FROM DIRT ROADS. Team Yee rules, Sal is quite a guy. It's great to go to the beach and drink all day, especially when it's that high school favorite Bud Lite.
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