I don't know what's going on with these
mid-aged surfers packing up, heading
to Costa Rica on their own money
seeking fame and fortune. Well, guess
what gang, and you know who you are,
if you ain't made it in surfing by the time
you're 19 you ain't gonna' make it all.
The Airlines, hotels, Contest Administrators,
Costa Rica Chamber of Commerce, everyone,
they know you are too old to surf contests,
however, you're losing gives you a springboard
for griping and whining about everything in
surfing. All San Onofre guys, like the wind,
were blown out early. So what's next,
another celebration and fundraiser at the "Rib"?
I only hope and pray, the SOSC survives
another tragedy this 4th of July. Please Club,
fix the defibrulators please, Wes, in the name
of good taste. Out of curiosity, has anyone
suffered a massive stroke on that scorching,
filthy, squirrel laden, prehistoric dirt road.
*CLEAR*

Written by Larry Coronary.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES INC.